Rahm “Dead Fish” Emanuel Ineligible To Run For Chicago Mayor


Guess, what, Rahm-bo? An Illinois appellate court has just handed you a dead fish of your very own.

“A candidate must meet not only the Election Code’s voter residency standard, but also must have actually resided within the municipality for one year prior to the election, a qualification that the candidate unquestionably does not satisfy,” the court stated in the decision.

Of course, he is going to appeal, which may set up the most-watched court case since Bush v. Gore.

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Conservative Wanderer is currently Editor-in-Chief of That's Freedom You Hear! That means anything that goes wrong can be blamed on him. Previously he was a contributor to the PJ Tatler.

2 responses to “Rahm “Dead Fish” Emanuel Ineligible To Run For Chicago Mayor”

  1. 49erDweet says :

    Oh………my…………goodness……………Laugh,……………thought…………I’d……….die. Quit it. This isn’t the first of April, is it?

    • Conservative Wanderer says :

      Heh… nope… still January.

      Rahm-bo apparently thought that he could successfully flout the laws of Illinois, and the appellate court told him he couldn’t. Of course, being Illinois, the Supreme Court of Illinois might still allow him to, but that would cause everyone with two functioning brain cells to realize what’s going on, and that wouldn’t be good.

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