Global Warming May Lead To Invasion By Space Aliens

I think the warmists have completely lost touch with reality now:

It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim.

Watching from afar, extraterrestrial beings might view changes in Earth’s atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilisation growing out of control – and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat, the researchers explain.

This highly speculative scenario is one of several described by a Nasa-affiliated scientist and colleagues at Pennsylvania State University that, while considered unlikely, they say could play out were humans and alien life to make contact at some point in the future.

If I were Penn State, I’d be embarrassed that these nitwits have anything officially to do with their institution. NASA is past embarrassment by this point.

Do these people really think that the Vulcans are going to beam down, give their famous split-fingered salute and order us to stop the warming? Or is it going to be the Wookies or the Daleks?

I could go on, but this really parodies itself… be sure to use this argument in your next debate with a warmist, tho. Perhaps they can still muster a little embarrassment.


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Conservative Wanderer is currently Editor-in-Chief of That's Freedom You Hear! That means anything that goes wrong can be blamed on him. Previously he was a contributor to the PJ Tatler.

2 responses to “Global Warming May Lead To Invasion By Space Aliens”

  1. Nicholas Darkwater says :

    You just can’t make this stuff up.

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